Wisdom

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Wisdom #855: But she looked good in ribbons...

Wisdom #1338: Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.

Wisdom #837: Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?

Wisdom #214: A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Wisdom #670: If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

Wisdom #1117: I think we're all Bozos on this bus.

Wisdom #551: The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

Wisdom #540: It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.